The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to fart at will.

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the power to die at will

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!