Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

The power to glow in the dark

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to die at will

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The ability to sweat poop.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

Power to sleep without eyelids

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The power to die

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!