The power to display emotions at will

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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They power to be able to make meth.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!