- Pointless Super Powers

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to die

The power to smell any point in time

The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to turn cake into pie

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

The power to make things invisible...to you.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left