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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers
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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples
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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English
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The power to shape shift into water
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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.
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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.
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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.
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the power to sleep through a prison rape
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The power to die everytime you pee
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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past
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The power to elect George W Bush.
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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.
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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards
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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.
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the power to make a pillow come to life once
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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.
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the power to make thin air that is harmless
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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.
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The power to die when you get old
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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.
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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!
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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.
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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted
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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!