The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!