- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lick your own elbow

Meltman, with the power to melt!

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The power to die on command.

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

the power to turn into amy rose

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to be powerless

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

Pointless Super Powers