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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to be a snail

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to set money on fire

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!