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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH
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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off
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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks
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The power to become yourself
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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht
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The power to shape shift into water
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The power to be a dick.
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the power to turn into amy rose
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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.
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The ability to turn cement into pudding
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The power to make a pointless superpower.
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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.
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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.
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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.
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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.
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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)
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The power to control any type of urine or feces
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the power to kill plants in a desert.
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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.
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The power to let someone control your dick
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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.
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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk
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understanding every language only if you get insulted
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The power to run at 0.5mph
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!