The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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To shit bricks.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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swear words -jesse

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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the ability to look into your brain

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!