The power to love Justin Bieber

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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Stop clapping

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See through invisible people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!