The ability to levitate birds

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to turn into a pebble

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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the ability to become black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!