The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power of being pointless

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the power to see the present

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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to do nothing

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to run Crysis.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!