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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.
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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level
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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.
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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)
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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.
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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.
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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.
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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.
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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.
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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.
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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.
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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.
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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.
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The power to be blind when you sleep
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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.
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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you
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understanding every language only if you get insulted
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he power to make mistakes
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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.
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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.
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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.
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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?
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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.
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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!