- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to half transform to something.

The power to have no power

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

The abilitie too spell corectly.

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

The power to ignore useful information

to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

Pointless Super Powers