The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to pee any color

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!