the power to make a pillow come to life once

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to not have a brain!

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

the ability to un-dank any meme

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!