The power to not have a brain!

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!