- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to uncontrally boop

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to never get drunk

The power to control any type of urine or feces

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to read your own mind!

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

the power to jizz money

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

Pointless Super Powers