The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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X ray vision on chairs

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to die.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!