the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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Dejavu

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The power of being pointless

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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the power to always hug people

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The power to see through windows

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to speak with death people..

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the power to animate condiments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!