The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!