the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to not be funny

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to have no power.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power of trolling your self

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to live.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!