The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to science.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!