The power to only see glass.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to die

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X ray vision on chairs

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to jump face first

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Aweonao

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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To shit bricks.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!