Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to die.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to be powerless

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!