The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The ability to read braile.

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to live,but only when you are dead

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

Nipple Radar.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!