The power to start time.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to control your own limb movement

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!