The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the power to write comic books

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to only see glass.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the power to be Justin bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!