the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power of being pointless

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to punch that like button

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!