The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to have no power

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!