The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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Nothing

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!