The power to smell any point in time

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to control dodos

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!