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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.
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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times
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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.
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+113
The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating
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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.
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the power to make glass clear
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the power to make a pillow come to life once
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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.
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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.
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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.
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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack
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The power to not have any powers
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the power to know when a politician is lying
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the power to kill plants in a desert.
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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.
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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls
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the power to make thin air that is harmless
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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean
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The power to invent things as soon as you see them
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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff
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The power to open doors that are already open
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The power to bleed anally at will
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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.
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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!