- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

the power to make glass clear

the power to make a pillow come to life once

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to not have any powers

the power to know when a politician is lying

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

Pointless Super Powers