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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power of being pointless

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to become yourself

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to grab a cats face

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!