Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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hello

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power of being pointless

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!