- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to have a super power,

The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The power to have no superpower

The power drown in water

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

Stop clapping

The power to see what a person is wearing.

Pointless Super Powers