The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to sweat soup.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!