The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to have no power

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to ignore useful information

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!