The power to be able to never have a power.

The power to look at yourself in third person

the ability to type slower.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

The power to see through transparent objects.

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

the power to hovertate

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!