The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to start time.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!