the power to animate condiments

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!