The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!