The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!