The power to see through windows

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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the power to write comic books

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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the power to animate condiments

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!