The power to always know the exact time.

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the power to glow in the light

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the power to be forever alone

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!