The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to make faces at the blind

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!