- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

the power to turn into amy rose

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to see through windows

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

Pointless Super Powers