The power to love Justin Bieber

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to shit in your eye

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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See through invisible people

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!