- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

The power to have a V8

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to read your own mind!

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to murder rocks.

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to have no superpower

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power of night-blindness.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

Pointless Super Powers