The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!