The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power drown in water

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power of being pointless

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!