- Pointless Super Powers

The power to take edible shits.

The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The power to get hard at will.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

The ability to hear fish.

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

The power to be a common person

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The ability to be raped.

The power to have no powers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!