The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to be a walrus

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to make water expire.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!