The power to speak only one language

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to not have any power.

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the power to sleep during day

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to block your own powers

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the power... to read this

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to be french.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!