The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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yo mama

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!