- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

the power to know when a politician is lying

the power to kill plants in a desert.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to not have a brain!

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

Pointless Super Powers