- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to love Justin Bieber

swear words -jesse

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

the ability to walk through your clothes

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to see through windows

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to not have any powers

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

understanding every language only if you get insulted

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

Pointless Super Powers