The power to never finish your sente

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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to die when you are happy

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!