- Pointless Super Powers

The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to speak Braille.

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

the power to fail at life

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

The Power to Read really Small Words

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to do something when you do it.

the power to be Justin bieber

I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

The power to shoot milk through your eyes

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!