- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power of a power of a power of a power

The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power of self mind control

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

the power to make food shrimp.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

power to kill dead ppl.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

The ability to levitate birds

The power to blink slightly less often.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

Pointless Super Powers