The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to be a walrus

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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to be shitty

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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Stop clapping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!