- Pointless Super Powers

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

-67

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to poop without wiping

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

-79

The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fail at life

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

The Power to Read really Small Words

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to do something when you do it.

the power to be Justin bieber

Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss