The power to set money on fire

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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the power to sleep during day

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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Ladder hands.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!