the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to be a snail

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to be a gamer

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to pee any color

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to commit suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!