The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to start time.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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Super-slowness

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!