The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!