The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to science.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!