the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to make everything worse

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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Dejavu

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Justin Bieber

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!