- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The power to be able to never have a power.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

the power to do blink every 20 years

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

the power to go slower than a snail :l

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

the power to have the remote come to you.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to bleed anally at will

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

Pointless Super Powers