The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!