The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to think of a pointless superpower

The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

having the same super powers as batman!

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to fart slightly less deadly

Ladder hands.

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to unsee the unseen.

Having the power of a normal human

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

the power to nit propely

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!