The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to sleep during day

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!