The power to die when you get scared.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to control your own limb movement

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

X ray vision on chairs

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!