- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

The power to see through transparent objects.

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

The power to become invincible when you're dead

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

The ability to make your heart teleport.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to smell any point in time

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

the power to hovertate

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

Pointless Super Powers