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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.
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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.
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the power to tolerate alex simpson
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The Power to breath while under a cup of water
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The power to not have any powers
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the power to know when a politician is lying
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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean
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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals
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The power to open doors that are already open
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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.
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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids
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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011
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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction
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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.
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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.
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The power to display emotions at will
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Immunity to curable diseases.
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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL
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hello
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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.
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the power to like charlie
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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.
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The power to control your own limb movement
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the power to do sit on your couch all day
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!