- Pointless Super Powers

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

I'm a giant di

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

Ladder hands.

The power to eat nandos

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The power to not have any power at all

The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!