The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to be a common person

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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Endless falling....

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!