the power to fart out of your penis

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to circumcise yourself

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to see through glass

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to repel women.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!