The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to predict the present

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The Power to Power

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!