- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be normal and average

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The power to pee any color

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The power to ejaculate at command

The ability to read your own mind

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to never get drunk

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to control any type of urine or feces

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

The power to transform into baby food.

Pointless Super Powers