the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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Dejavu

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to die when you die

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!