the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to like charlie

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!