the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to see through glass walls.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!