The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to change your mind

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!