The power to display emotions at will

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!