The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to die when you die

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to be fireproof under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!