The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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hello

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to sexually attract whales

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X ray vision on chairs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!