The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to start time.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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hello

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!