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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.
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The power of writte with our feets.
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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off
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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.
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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).
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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.
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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.
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The ability to make water luke warm.
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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.
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The power to shape shift into water
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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.
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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection
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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.
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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken
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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...
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The ability to turn cement into pudding
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swear words -jesse
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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.
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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public
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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.
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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.
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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.
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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.
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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!