the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to run Crysis.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!