The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!