the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to make everything worse

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power of eating from ears.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Dejavu

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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Justin Bieber

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the power to fly while under water

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!