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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.
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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.
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+153
the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.
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the power to do blink every 20 years
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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold
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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life
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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.
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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!
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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.
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Having the power to stand still
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The power to make a pointless superpower.
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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours
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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.
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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public
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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )
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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.
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+111
The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.
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The power to control any type of urine or feces
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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.
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+109
The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.
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+109
the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open
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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun
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The power to see what's behind you.
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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!