The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The ability to read braile.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!