The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!