Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to control Rollie pollies

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

The power to die.

The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

The power to shape shift into water

The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

The ability to not live forever

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

the ability to walk through your clothes

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!