The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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the power to nit propely

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to beathe

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the power to die at will

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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the power to get married

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!