The power to make yourself deaf.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!