The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the ability to become black.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to be a snail

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!