the ability to type slower.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!