The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!