The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to live.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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the power to fail at life

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!