the power to make faces at the blind

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!