- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

The ability to make water luke warm.

the power to like Hilary Clinton

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The power to shape shift into water

The ability to not live forever

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

Pointless Super Powers