- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

the power to nit propely

the power to read your own thoughts

The power of immortality while suicidal.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to survive at absolute zero

The ability to levitate birds

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

power to kill dead ppl.

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to not have any powers

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to poop whenever you want.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

Pointless Super Powers