The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to die

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to see through windows

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!