The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to unsee the unseen.

the power to nit propely

Having the power of a normal human

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

the power to turn into a dead person

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

the power to kiss your own ass

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The power to be powerless

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

The power to never finish your sente

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!