the ability to look into your brain

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to die

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to smell any point in time

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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I'm a giant di

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!