- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

the power to read something without looking at it

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

The power to scare female plants.

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

the power to find children extremely attractive

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to speak with death people..

The power to eat your poop

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

The ability to read braile.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

Pointless Super Powers