The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!