The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!