The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to make everything worse

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!