The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!