The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

The power to hold your breath when you die

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to be a common person

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to die

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

Having taste buds in your anus.

The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!