- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

the power to know when a politician is lying

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power drown in water

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The power to have no superpower

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The power of gentle breeze

The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to see what a person is wearing.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

Pointless Super Powers