The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to be a woman

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!