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All of aquaman's powers.
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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.
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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.
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The power to mentally control tapeworms.
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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt
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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany
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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight
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the power to be invisible, but only at night
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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try
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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.
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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.
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The Power to make PotNoodle...
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The power to count to infinity.
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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off
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the power to die on the spot
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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.
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Aweonao
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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people
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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.
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The power to become yourself
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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with
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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.
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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....
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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!