The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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yo mama

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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the power to beathe

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!