The power to sweat soup.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to smell whore

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power to kill dead ppl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!