The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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Endless falling....

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to die when you get old

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to smell through your arse.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!