the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to die at will

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!