The power to make vegetables horny.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to have no power

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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the power to make elton john gay

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!