- Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

The power to be powerless

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to drown on land.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

the power to fart out of your penis

the power to beathe

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!