The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to eat food.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the power to like charlie

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to be a woman

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!