The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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to die when you are happy

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!