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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.
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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..
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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.
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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry
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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.
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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.
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The ability to eat the red ones last
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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.
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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.
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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.
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The power to make yourself deaf.
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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)
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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times
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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)
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Power to not have any power.
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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!
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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century
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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.
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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with
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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.
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The power to use your penis as a lasso.
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The power to speak braille.
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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.
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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!