The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to dance really well

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The power to live.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to become black!

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!