The ability to pull open push only doors

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to be a common person

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!