- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn cancer into aids.

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to think of a pointless superpower

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

the power to read and agree to the terms or service

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

Death at will

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

Pointless Super Powers