the power to fart out of your penis

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to fall up.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the power to see stuff

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!