The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to die in one second

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!