The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The ability to levitate birds

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to control any type of urine or feces

The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The power to have gravity.

The power to have a power

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!