- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to strangle yourself to death

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

the power to die at will

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

Ladder hands.

The power to take huge shits at will.

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

Pointless Super Powers