The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to summon earthworms

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to smell any point in time

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to unsee the unseen.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!