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the power to count from A to purple

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to be fireproof under water

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to scare female plants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!