The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to exhale clouds.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!