The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!