The ability to hear fish.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to science.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!