- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

The ability to spit mouthwash

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

the power to see into the present.

The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

Power to sleep without eyelids

The ability to see into the present.

The power to ignore useful information

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

Pointless Super Powers